i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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