I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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