Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Houston, we have a squirter
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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