he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Bring me that man meat
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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