Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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