covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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