I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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