So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
