No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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