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a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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