I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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