He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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