the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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