love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
