do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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