Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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