come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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