My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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