woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just pee around me
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Randomize
