I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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