If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
two words...techno handjob
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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