Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
false alarm. still invincible.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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