is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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