It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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