If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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