My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
