Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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