i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
