We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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