you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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