well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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