The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
They have beer where we have blood.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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