just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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