Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
