Swine flu. Run for my life!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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