you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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