dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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