just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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