dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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