if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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