she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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