Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
