I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
