When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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