3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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