i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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