Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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