Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
