and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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