hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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